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Post by sid on Apr 21, 2009 22:42:29 GMT
Tarbosaurus loses time posing like in that famous Burian's painting,allowing the cocky Gorgosaurus to rams his head against Tarbo's breast,knocking the beast unconscious Now it's Gorgo who's posing,dancing and such,full of arrogance and over-confidence...But the Tarbo is not finished yet,and,with an angry roar,he closes Gorgo's neck between his powerful jaws,snapping the Albertosaurid's neck like a stick! Posing again like the Burian's painting,Tarbo declares his supremacy among the dinosaurs,just before a vast array of reddish tentacles erupt from a nearby lake and grab the theropod,trying to pull him in the deep water So we have... Tarbosaurus vs Tusoteuthis
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Post by timlee3005 on Apr 21, 2009 23:05:33 GMT
What are the odds of TWO freak storms happining in the same (very eventful) day?!?!?!?That is just what happens!!!!!! The Tusoteuthis finds itself beached!!!!!!!!!!! The even more obnoxious than ever Tarbosaurus takes advantage!!!!!!!!!!!!! But how will the Tarbosaurus fare against the returning Tyrannosaurus,who doesn't like having it's thunder stolen?!?!?!?!? Tarbosaurus vs. Tyrannosaurus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by stoneage on Apr 21, 2009 23:11:00 GMT
;D After a long and bloody battle T-Rex wins by crushing Tarbosaurus's skull with one big mighty bite.
T-Rex
VS.
Prehistoric Mosquito
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Post by stoneage on Apr 21, 2009 23:16:00 GMT
;D T Rex swats at the little Mosquito with its little mostly useless arms. The Mosquito quickly flies into T-Rex's mouth and bite his soft tongue and then excapes unharmed. The Mosquito is a carrier of Dino Plague and the T-Rex dies a slow and agonizing death. Prehistoric Mosquito VS All the Late Cretaceous Hell Creek Living Dinosaurs ;D
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Post by timlee3005 on Apr 21, 2009 23:18:21 GMT
The Mosquito's daydreams of giving a deadly plague to all dinosaurs starting with the rex is interrupted when the Tyrannosaurus "accidentally" steps on it five times before the battle can even begin,crushing the prehistoric mosquito's dreams,as well as it's head........ The Tyrannosaurus is burning for revenge against that Spinosaurus who keeps managing to beat the rex without even lifting a finger............as it just so happens here it comes now !!!! And it is near the edge of a cliff on one side,a pit of quicksand on the other,and logs and rocks for the rex to trip over,not to mention the thunderstorm brewing......... Tyrannosaurus vs. Spinosaurus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can Tyrannosaurus avoid it's usuall pratfalls? ??
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Post by timlee3005 on Apr 21, 2009 23:46:34 GMT
The battle rages on and on until the Spinosaurus trips over all the rocks and the nearby log and breaks his neck in the fall !!!!! Then lightning strikes the fallen spinosaur,causing an explosion to send it flying off the edge of the cliff !!!!!!! Then unbelievably,lightning strikes AGAIN,causing a SECOND EXPLOSION,sending it back up and into the pit of quicksand !!!!!! This leaves only the Tyrannosaurus standing !!!!!!!!!!! But there are those that want to make a name for themselves.....those like Giganotosaurus!!!!!!!!!!! Tyrannosaurus vs. Giganotosaurus!!!!!!!!! Can the Tyrannosaurus keep up it's winning streak?
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Post by [][][]cordylus[][][] on Apr 21, 2009 23:49:38 GMT
The tyrannosaurus, being too cocky and full of himself mumbling things about jaw strength, is too busy putting his walnut brain into a book about himself to realize the giganotosaurus roasting him over a fire. As the giganotosaurus eats, a freak collision of positive matter and negative matter makes the earth tear in two pieces, ending all life as we know it.
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Post by timlee3005 on Apr 21, 2009 23:53:33 GMT
The Giganotosaurus,waking from it's nightmare about the end of the world after whooping up on the Tyrannosaurus soon finds himself faced with an always angry Pentaceratops!!!!!!! Giganotosaurus vs. Pentaceratops!
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Post by Tyrannax on Apr 22, 2009 0:15:43 GMT
Tyrannosaurus gets up again, rolling its eyes at the Carnosaur. It leaves once again, hopeing to find a place warm and quiet,away from the obnoxious animals.
Giganotosaurus trips over the Pentaceratops and dies from injury to the chest.
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Post by [][][]cordylus[][][] on Apr 22, 2009 0:17:15 GMT
Let's leave trex out when he's not fighting, yes? Pentaceratops vs Apatosaurus
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Post by timlee3005 on Apr 22, 2009 0:20:44 GMT
Victorious over the returning Apatosaurus,the Pentaceratops gets even more cocky!!!!!!! But how far will that cockiness go when faced with the obnoxious twin brother of the Tyrannosaurus rex!!!!!!!!!! Pentaceratops vs. Tyrannosaurus (twin)!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Tyrannax on Apr 22, 2009 0:28:44 GMT
No, I'll include him if I'd like to.
Tyrannosaurus disembowels the herbivore and leaves again, sick of confrontation with weak animals.
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Post by timlee3005 on Apr 22, 2009 0:34:58 GMT
The Tyrannosaurus's path to leave is blocked by yet another challenger,his own twin brother!!!!!!!!!! There can only be ONE king !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thus we have the sibling rivalry that is Tyrannosaurus vs. Tyrannosaurus(obnoxious twin)!!!!!!!!
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Post by Tyrannax on Apr 22, 2009 0:58:42 GMT
The Tyrannosaurs fight, and it turns out the second was 20 men in a suit, so undoubtedly they all died.
Velociraptor versus a hamster
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Post by timlee3005 on Apr 22, 2009 1:10:39 GMT
The Velociraptor picks up the hamster,but chokes on it,killing them both........we seem to have run out of contenders as the Tyrannosaurus chokes to death on a piece of the suit,then killing all 20 guys as it falls on top of them.....but wait......more hotheads surface!!!!!!!!!!!!! The returning Triceratops has arrived,as has a temperamental Centrosaurus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The contest heats up with
Triceratops
vs.
Centrosaurus!!!!!!!
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Post by Tyrannax on Apr 22, 2009 2:10:36 GMT
The Tyrannosaurus is unharmed, and runs from the scene as he realized an insane human is bringing about these circumstances.
Triceratops explodes suddenly, leaving the Centrosaurus to charge off the cliff for no reason.
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Post by timlee3005 on Apr 22, 2009 4:38:54 GMT
What a mistake it was for the Triceratops to fight with the Centrosaurus as the freak thunderstorms still rage on!!!!!!!! But the Triceratops has survived the lightning strike that made the explosion,as has the Centrosaurus who has been blown off the cliff by the force of the explosion!!!!!!! The battle moves to the bottom of the cliff while the rain,thunder and lightning still rages on !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Triceratops vs. Centrosaurus continues!!!!!!!!! Who will emerge victorious? ?
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Post by sid on Apr 22, 2009 12:18:59 GMT
The two beasts impale themselves with their respective horns,bleeding to death while a Deltadromeus comes in,undecided about what to do...
...SHAZAAM!!!!
One of the 20 kilometer large spaceships from "Independence Day" descends from the sky,preparing to blast the crap out of everyone and everything in its way with its green laser of doom!
Will the swift delta runner defeat the evil aliens?
Deltadromeus
vs
ID4 Spaceship
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by sbell on Apr 22, 2009 15:14:58 GMT
The ID4 aliens (of course) obliterate the Deltadromeus, who has never evolved to really perceive threats from the air.
As the aliens prepare to take over the earth, starting with this one time-anomalous area where animals get together and try to kill each other, who should grab hold of the ID4 ship but:
ID4 aliens
vs.
Leviathan!
(Apparently creatures of myth are getting sucked in too)
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Post by sid on Apr 22, 2009 16:45:58 GMT
The ID4 aliens (of course) obliterate the Deltadromeus, who has never evolved to really perceive threats from the air. As the aliens prepare to take over the earth, starting with this one time-anomalous area where animals get together and try to kill each other, who should grab hold of the ID4 ship but: ID4 aliens vs. Leviathan! (Apparently creatures of myth are getting sucked in too) What a gargantuan battle!!! The biblical beast destroys several alien attackers,but the bigass spaceship annihilate the poor sea fellow with just a blast! But...WHAT THE HELL! A lone Pteranodon flies directly into the center of the ship,causing it to suddenly explode Pangaea is once again exclusive to prehistoric beasts (and the battles between 'em),so the first contenders of this new wave of bloody duels are... Anomalocaris vs Xiphactinus vs Archelon vs Hesperornis vs Pikaia vs Placodus aka "The Royal Rumble of the not so famous critters"
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