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Post by timlee3005 on Apr 22, 2009 17:04:06 GMT
The battle turns the sea blood red !!!!!!!!! In the end,the only one left in one piece is the Archelon !!!!!!!!! But coming from the sky to issue a challenge is the Pteranodon,who has survived !!!!! Archelon vs. Pteranodon!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by sid on Apr 22, 2009 18:10:43 GMT
While the two reptiles fight between the waves,the Pikaia,which has somewhat survived the last battle (maybe 'cause no one noticed it!),leaps out of the water,angry as only an invertebrate can be!!! Bad move: the Pteranodon swallows the poor Pika whole...Suddenly choking to death due to the slim-iness of the critter and then falling into the sea. The Archelon,smiling quietly,turns away and swim toward the horizon,without noticing the swimming Dilophosaurus who is following the turtle from some time... Archelon vs swimming Dilophosaurus
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Post by timlee3005 on Apr 22, 2009 18:48:30 GMT
One of the fighters that started it all,Dilophosaurus has returned and has a taste for meyhem!!!!!!!!!! And the Archelon is as good a place to start as any!!!!!!!!!!,But the Dilophosaurus is not prepared for this particularly vicious turtle!!!!!!!!!!!The Archelon grabs the Dilophosaurus's foot and holds him underwater till it drowns!!!!!!!!What an upset!!!!!!!!!!But as always there is a new challenger,this time a Plesiosaurus with an axe to grind!!!!!!!!!! Archelon vs. Plesiosaurus!!!!!!!
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Post by Tyrannax on Apr 22, 2009 18:52:25 GMT
The pleiosaurus quickly bites off the flipper of the reptile, leaving it vulnerable. The blood, however, attracts a Basilosaurus.
Archelon and Plesiosaurus
versus
Basilosaurus
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Post by timlee3005 on Apr 22, 2009 19:38:57 GMT
But it turns out that it was all just a ruse to lure the Basilosaurus into a trap! Both the Archelon and the Plesiosaurus realize that the Basilosaurus will eventually pick them both off one by one eventually,so they team up!!!!!!!! The Plesiosaurus and the,as it turns out not harmed, Archelon both manage to lure the Basilosaurus inbetween to big rocks where it gets stuck!!!!!!!! Unable to move,the Basilosaurus is easily defeated and humiliated!!!!!!!! Thus a new tag team of Archelon and Plesiosaurus is formed!!! But the Basilosaurus is helped out from between the rocks by the returning Tylosaurus........ Archelon and Plesiosaurus vs. Basilosaurus and Tylosaurus!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Tyrannax on Apr 22, 2009 20:11:56 GMT
Tylosaurus easily brakes the shell of the Archelon, leaving the Plesiosaurus to be devoured by Basilosaurus' strong jaws.
Tylosaurus and Basilosaurus
versus Liopleurodon and Megalodon
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Post by timlee3005 on Apr 22, 2009 20:56:02 GMT
The returning Megalodon chews a hole in the side of the Basilosaurus,leaving it to bleed to death as it sinks to the bottom....then takes out the Tylosaurus too!!!!!!!!! But the megalodon shark's partner,the also returning Liopleurodon doesn't need him anymore,so it attacks the shark in a shocking display of brutality and betrayal !!!!!!!! But the shark is still alive,and this brazen act of treachery will not be tolerated..... Liopleurodon vs. Carcharodon megalodon!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by sid on Apr 22, 2009 21:23:23 GMT
Before the two opponents can begin their killing spree,a Globidens appears out of nowhere and breaks Megalodon's tail with his clam-crushing teeth! Lipleurodon,angered by the fact that arrogant mosasaur dared to interrupt the battle,chases the reptile,almost catching him...But a swarm of Ammonites rise from the abyss,blinding the pliosaur while the Megalodon eats away one of his back-flippers!! A suddenly roar fills the world,so all the animals pop their head out of the surface to see what the hell is going on...Holy Ian Malcolm,guys! A gigantic asteroid is falling from the sky,a chunk of burning rock as big as Texas!! Globidens,Ammonites,Liopleurodon and Megalodon can do nothing against it...And with a mighty BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM the asteroid destroys everything. From the ashes of the old,now gone world emerge a Megastrozodon and an unexpected Dycinodont Megastrozodon vs Dycinodont
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Post by piltdown on Apr 22, 2009 22:18:47 GMT
Not knowing what a dicynodont and a megastroz. . thingy are I can't decide who's victorious! Suddenly to resolve the issue appears a diatryma that eats both of them! But yet another long beaked extinct bird appears out of the forest to challenge the supremacy of Diatryma vs. Dodo
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Post by timlee3005 on Apr 22, 2009 23:37:42 GMT
The Diatryma is so confident of his imminent victory over the dodo,that it fails to take notice of the fallen tree branch that it trips over,and breaks it's neck in five places in the fall !!!!!!!!!!!!! But the dodo is unaware of what is happening so it fails to see the danger of the returning Tyrannosaurus rex!!!!!!!!!!! The rex is,as always,in a less than pleasant mood....... Dodo vs. Tyrannosaurus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by [][][]cordylus[][][] on Apr 23, 2009 1:22:43 GMT
The tyrannosaurus, after trying thousands of times to get a rotisserie oven going, fives up, as his small arms can not reach the buttons! Dodo wins while trex is dying from hunger ;D
Dodo
vs.
Gastornis?!111!!!!one!!!11111111!!1
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Post by timlee3005 on Apr 23, 2009 2:22:38 GMT
The Gastornis unbelievably meets the same fate as the Diatryma,as it too trips over the same fallen tree branch,only the Gastornis breaks both of it's legs as well as it's neck in five places in the fall !!!!!!!! Unaware that it has even been involved in several battles,the dodo wonders where all the dead bodies are coming from? ?? Nevertheless,the dodo is on a winning streak!!!!!!Who could have seen this coming? But there is a nearby Saltasaurus with a chip on it's shoulder that seeks to end that winning streak....... Dodo vs. Saltasaurus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Giant asteroids the size of Texas that hit the earth have apparently not been as effective in wiping out dinosaurs as one would think,since these dinosaurs don't appear to have slowed down in their appearances here,have they? ?
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Post by Tyrannax on Apr 23, 2009 3:23:53 GMT
Tyrannosaurus eats CT and leaves again, trying to escape being mentioned.
Both the Dodo and Saltasaurus explode, leaving nothing but a wasteland of limbs and intestines. .
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Post by timlee3005 on Apr 23, 2009 5:11:00 GMT
What are the odds of TWO smaller asteroids hitting on the SAME DAY? ???Or of each one hitting both combatants specifically?!?!?!?!? Now the Tyrannosaurus has plenty of cooked meat! But then,a giant gorilla and his son,KING KONG AND SON OF KONG have decided to rule over all!!!!!!! And to demonsrate their power,they pick out the Tyrannosaurus to make an example out of. They prepare to overwhelm the rex,but then some unexpected help for the rex arrives in a group of prehistoric animals that won't take too kindly to being ruled by a couple of feces throwing apes...... Tyrannosaurus, and his team of Triceratops,Arsinoitherium,Stegosaurus,Apatosaurus,Elasmosaurus,Pteranodon and Styracosaurus vs. King Kong and Son of Kong!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ruling over all will not be so easy........
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Post by tetonbabydoll on Apr 23, 2009 12:04:53 GMT
All of this terrible ruckus has inevitably awoken the real Godzilla. Perpetually pissed of, Zilla breathes radioactive fire on all he sees, then takes a giant mutated dump on the remains. Zilla wanders off to some lake or other, confident in his victory........
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Post by sid on Apr 23, 2009 17:02:10 GMT
...As Godzilla finally reaches a large,misty lake,a long-necked trio of creatures emerge from the murky waters:Nessie and his family won't permit the big,mutated dinosaur to swim and crap in their territory!
Meanwhile,a lone Bigfoot spies the battle from behing a boulder...
Godzilla
vs
Nessie Family
vs
Bigfoot aka "the wild card"
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Post by timlee3005 on Apr 23, 2009 18:49:19 GMT
As Godzilla,Nessie and his entire family do battle,The group pf dinosaurs that all pushed Kong and his son into the path of Godzilla's flame,then escaped themselves,all get together and toss Bigfoot into the battlefield!!!!!!!!!! All the monsters pound Bigfoot beyond recognition then destroy one another!!!!! The dinosaurs and prehistoric animals have taken back their territory!!!!!!!!!!!! Then the Tyrannosaurus is suddenly attacked from behind by the Arsinoitherium!!!!!!!!!!! This will not go unanswered...... Tyrannosaurus vs. Arsinoitherium!!!!!!!
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Post by tetonbabydoll on Apr 23, 2009 19:38:45 GMT
Suddenly, the battle stops. Out of the mists comes a new, deadlier foe. Hundreds of humans---- a joint Nat Geo, Discovery, and History Chanel documentary team, armed with "new science, new ideas" determined to make us all "rethink every thought we thought we had thunk" about dinos.
The poor critters flee in terror as the dino make-overs begin.....dino revisionists capture, then tar and feather, not only the raptors, but sauropods and ceratopsians as well..........
The horror
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Post by sid on Apr 23, 2009 20:32:35 GMT
Suddenly, the battle stops. Out of the mists comes a new, deadlier foe. Hundreds of humans---- a joint Nat Geo, Discovery, and History Chanel documentary team, armed with "new science, new ideas" determined to make us all "rethink every thought we thought we had thunk" about dinos. The poor critters flee in terror as the dino make-overs begin.....dino revisionists capture, then tar and feather, not only the raptors, but sauropods and ceratopsians as well.......... The horror That's...Just... Led by the evil gung-ho of Liaoling,the crazy horde begins to use extreme cladistic (just think cladistic but even more crazy than usual!) and non-sense math to explain that,probably,the flying ancestors of Apatonychus Xicauensis (just a broken,2 millimeter long vertebra) colonized North America and paved the way to furry,arboreal Tyrannosaurid with chameleon-like tongues and Ichtyosaur-like tails... ...But,lo and behold! From the hills that surround the area comes the only that can stop this madness ONCE AND FOR ALL: like an anonymous bard then wrote in his epic tale..."And i saw the mighty King of Kings,the Tyrannosaurus Rex from Jurassic Park,crowned by the first rays of the sun;and behind him there were all the heroes and creatures now mocked by the arrogant,snobbish elite which final goal is to make paleontology an horrific freak show;all the stop-motion dinosaurs which enlightened so many hours of our childhood,the scaly restorations of Charles Knight and Zdenek Burian united at last,the ancient skeletons now brought to life by pure rage,TTL The Great ( ) with his amazing army of long-necked warriors ready to stomp to death the mad scientists...And of course,the JP dinosaurs,sided with the Sibbick and Raul Martin's restorations! What a sight to behold..." Will this be the last battle of this apparently neverending war? Gung-ho of Liaoling with all their allies vs JP T.Rex with all his allies
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Post by timlee3005 on Apr 23, 2009 20:37:46 GMT
Led by the Tyrannosaurus, all of the dinosaurs storm the battlefield!!!!!!! It turns out that "new science,new ideas"for television ratings are not enough against the coming onslaught !!!!!!!!! This new foe has brought about a never before seen unity among the dinosaurs!!!!!!!!!!!!! Former bitter enemies work together to decimate the documentary teams!!!!!!! When the dust settles,it is the dinosaurs who are standing tall !!!!!!!!!!!! These frighteningly arrogant outside invaders have forced the dinosaurs and prehistoric animals to set aside their differences and work together,thus ending their war with each other once and for all !!!!!!!!!!!!
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