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Post by piltdown on Apr 23, 2009 20:47:30 GMT
The dinosaurs celebrate their triumph over the documentary teams! Truth and scaliness reign once more over the Mesozoic! TTL the Great rewards his sauropod army with tons and acres of fresh organic greenery! Peace and harmony prevail! -- until . . .
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Post by sid on Apr 23, 2009 22:14:57 GMT
The dinosaurs celebrate their triumph over the documentary teams! Truth and scaliness reign once more over the Mesozoic! TTL the Great rewards his sauropod army with tons and acres of fresh organic greenery! Peace and harmony prevail! -- until . . . ...A lone Caudypteryx runs across the field,just before an Allosaurus catch him,eating the feahery critter! But that was a trap! Distracted by the running fluffery,the dinosaurs haven't seen that a new,extremely dangerous foe has appeared from the darkness,to challenge the inhabitants of Pangaea and dethrone their king... ... ... ... ...(wait a minute,i'm still thinking about it)... ...Oh yes! ;D ...No one other than Jack T.Chick,the fundamentalist cartoonist!!!!! T.Rex charges at the apparently puny human,but a pack of Compsognathus sacrifice themselves for the next battle! Jack T. Chick vs Pack of Compys ;D
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Post by [][][]cordylus[][][] on Apr 23, 2009 22:14:58 GMT
A lone, feathered raptor douses all the organic greenery with powerful herbicides and pesticides, and as the sauropods eat, the powerful carcinogens begin to make cancer tumors in their intestines! What an end for the sauropoda!
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Post by timlee3005 on Apr 23, 2009 22:29:30 GMT
The Tyrannosaurus "accidentally" stomps down on Jack T. Chick five times before the battle can begin,so the pack of Compsognathus return to the sidelines........ Meanwhile,the lone Velociraptor is caught red handed with the pesticides,so it is stamped down on very hard by the always annoyed Diplodocus,who makes his return!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! With the new rebellion crushed,peace is once again restored !!!!!!! Maybe!!!!!!!!
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Post by tetonbabydoll on Apr 23, 2009 23:51:49 GMT
Nay, nay. For the mightily resilient t-rex utters a magical incantation, shrinking in size and merging with the feathered raptor to become a modern bald eagle, which proceeds to peck out the irritable diplo's eyes, which does not improve its mood any....
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Post by timlee3005 on Apr 24, 2009 0:18:43 GMT
But the even more annoyed Diplodocus soon finds a way to improve it's mood,by stomping down onto the Tyrannosaurus and Velociraptor as well as the eagle that was thrown into his face,turning the eagle and Velociraptor into paste while breaking the Tyrannosaurus' neck in several places!!!!!!! The battles continue!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who will be the next combatants?
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Post by Tyrannax on Apr 24, 2009 1:50:25 GMT
A small lizards begins attacking a Hadrosaurus.
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Post by timlee3005 on Apr 24, 2009 2:15:57 GMT
Unbelievably,there is YET ANOTHER ASTEROID!!!!!!!!!!! It heads straight for the Hadrosaurus!!!!!!!!!!! Once the smoke clears,it is the lizard that is left standing!!!!!!!!! But the lizard is suddenly confronted by the two combatants that started it all:the cave bear and the Dilophosaurus!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Caught between two vicious predators,the small lizard is in a tight spot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Small Lizard vs. Cave Bear and Dilophosaurus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by tetonbabydoll on Apr 24, 2009 11:14:48 GMT
But wait !!! Upon the field of battle, an ancient and unholy, illogical, grumpy evil appears---the arch paleo-mage, Jack Horner. ( aka The Horny Jackal...)Quickly raising his staff of ancient, unholy, and illogical evil, and with a evil glint in his eyes, the mage launches a surprise pre=emptive attack on the mighty T-rex, which often tends to unpredictably return at this point in battle, making him quite predictable, really....anyway, Horner now utters the most vile and un-utterable of curses--the hated Tyrannus minimalus scavengerus----thus reducing the once mighty ( and predictably unpredictable ) hunter--devourer of all he sees---to sitting in a corner, gnawing on some bits of bone that just happened to be laying about, like a mangy cur.
Next, The Horny Jackal summons up a laberynthine maze of maiasaura nests, and an angry, bloodthirsty horde of hadrosaurs, and a personal guard of ninja kicking deinonychus. Then the cocky bastard dares all who dare to challenge his unholy logic, if they dare...( can you believe the balls on this guy?? )
Thus, illogic reigns supreme, as grass is declared to in fact be purple, and birds actually fly not with feathers, but the seepage of ultra-light methane gasses from their orrifices. The illogic flows forth, enveloping all of creation, which in a predictably unpredictable twist fights back. Its
Jack Horner
vs
All of creation and all that is right and good in the Universe ( and, maybe, a few beyond )
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Post by tetonbabydoll on Apr 24, 2009 11:21:43 GMT
And do not overlook Honer's semi-arch paleo-mage hench persons--
"crazy eye Bakker", with his army of bi-pedal sauropods and stegosaurs, and:
"sly Sereno", who has the predictably uncanny ability to create whole spinosaur skeletons from one vertabrae and a tooth.
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Post by sid on Apr 24, 2009 12:32:04 GMT
No spell,even if extremely powerful or illogical,can defeat the eternal Laws of Nature, and with an horrified scream of defeat,Horner and his henchmen fall into the bottomless black hole of doom,casted away from existence itself by the good forces of the Universe... ...Wait! Just before his gnargly face disappears into the hungry darkness,Horner summons an hellish monster,a creature that will avenge its master and fill the reality with chaos and destruction...Spinomaiasauraptor,a horrible hybrid of a Maisaura,Spinosaurus and Utahraptor,worth of the JP Chaos Effect toyline A lone Megatherium offers himself to defeat the monstrosity! Spinomaiasauraptor vs Brave Megatherium
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Post by timlee3005 on Apr 24, 2009 17:53:38 GMT
Thr brave Megatherium more than holds his own againt the mutant Spinomiasauraptor or whatever the hell it is,and tosses it into the abyss,where it lands on top of Horner,Bakker,and Sereno,thus ending their reign of terror once and for all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Back to his predatory ways,the Tyrannosaurus returns!!!!!!!!!! And to thank the Megatherium for saving the known universe,it decides to prey on him!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Megatherium vs. Tyrannosaurus!!!!!!!!!!!!! There is simply no end to the fighting!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by sid on Apr 24, 2009 18:03:58 GMT
Poor Megatherium can't efend himself against the ultra-powerful jaws of the Rex,and in a matter of seconds,the giant sloth is mince meat!
Talkin' about big mouths...A roaring Pristichampus appears out of nowhere,rising on his legs to appear bigger,as the T.Rex,annoyed as all hell,leaves the arena,searching for some relax.
The prehistoric crocodile,believing the dinosaur was scared by him,makes an happy dance,just before a great Gorgonopsid attacks him!
Two creatures which also appeared in that tv show called "Primeval"...Mmmh,what could it mean?
Pristichampus
vs
Gorgonopsid
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Post by timlee3005 on Apr 24, 2009 18:10:51 GMT
The battle is long and fierce,as the Pristichampsus and gorgonopsid,which turns out to be Inostrancivia,roll over and over on the ground!!!!!!!!!!!! Too bad they don't notice the edge of the cliff.....or at least the Pristicampsus doesn't........The Inostrancivia leaps out just in the nick of time,as his foe falls to his death!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But the Inostrancivia turns around only to be faced by the returning Giganotosaurus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Inostrancevia vs. Giganotosaurus!!!!!!!!!!!! By coincidence,another from a certain TV show,where there is a sort of primeval state of things..................
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Post by sid on Apr 24, 2009 21:50:47 GMT
The battle is long and fierce,as the Pristichampsus and gorgonopsid,which turns out to be Inostrancivia,roll over and over on the ground!!!!!!!!!!!! Too bad they don't notice the edge of the cliff.....or at least the Pristicampsus doesn't........The Inostrancivia leaps out just in the nick of time,as his foe falls to his death!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But the Inostrancivia turns around only to be faced by the returning Giganotosaurus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Inostrancevia vs. Giganotosaurus!!!!!!!!!!!! By coincidence,another from a certain TV show,where there is a sort of primeval state of things.................. The Giga suddenly stops,then begins to cough madly,grabbing his throat with his hands...Something is choking him from the inside! Inostrancevia rams his head against his opponent's belly and...BAM! The Giga spits out no one other than Nigel Marven,who has somewhat survived the fact he got stuck in the dinosaur's stomach since that Primeval episode in which he got eaten Covered in slimy and smelly stuff ( ) he smiles like a maniac and looking at the two beasts before him,he shouts:"Ah...I made it even this time! Ehy,buddies...What do ya think if i bring you two to my park...My Jurassic Park?" - fast as the lighting,John Hammond jumps on Nigel,strangling him as he angrily says:"Why,you little...Stop to rip-off MY idea!!!!" - "Ehm...Prehistoric Park,PREHISTORIC Park i meant!" whispers Nigel before passing out. Meanwhile...Inostrancevia bites Giganotosaurus leg,and the theropod collpases to the ground,breakin' his neck in the fall! Inostrancevia is once again the winner...But how much he will last against the new creature coming out from a nearby forest? Andrewsarchus vs Inostrancevia
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Post by Pangolinmoth on Jan 2, 2010 19:43:32 GMT
Holy dino fights batman!! The entire catalog of all prehistoric creatures are in an uproar regarding the turn of events on the DTF! They have graciously offered to fight for us! Let us give in to their primal urges! The first to enter the combatant ring is none other than the mighty
COLUMBIAN MAMMOTH
VS
IGUANODON
Who will reign supreme?!?
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Post by Horridus on Jan 2, 2010 19:50:38 GMT
The Columbian mammoth gores Iguanodon in the chest before the big dumb reptile can bring its spiky thumbs into play. Victory for the heffalump!
Columbian mammoth v SAUROPOSEIDOOOOOON! (What a name.)
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Post by Pangolinmoth on Jan 2, 2010 19:57:02 GMT
Sauroposeidon utterly tramples the relatively miniscule mammal!! No contest!! Unfortunately while prancing about doing the happy dance three Acrocanthosaurs swiftly surround the unaware sauropod...
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Post by [][][]cordylus[][][] on Jan 2, 2010 20:01:29 GMT
And the sauroposeidon trips over his imaginary five front foot claws and he crushes all three acros!
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Post by Pangolinmoth on Jan 2, 2010 20:03:49 GMT
oh noes!!! He can't stand up on account of those imaginary claws.
Sauroposeidan
vs
Gravity!?!
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