A Tyrannosaurus appears, he wants to eat the carcass of the fallen sauropod... But, also hungry, a pair of Saurophaganax appear.... Who will win?!
It looks like it's over for Tyrannosaurus as he must fight two giant theropods that almost match him in size.
However, Tyrannosaurus regurgitates a slab of Sauroposeidon in front of the allosaurs who are immediately drawn towards it. Seizing the opportunity, Tyrannosaurus crunches the neck of one while slamming the other one with its tail, before turning around and delivering another killer bite.
Then he chases a jeep for a few miles before meeting...IAN MALCOLM! Or if that's not allowed, Giganotosaurus. Whatever.
But, the explosion has also lit a huge underground pocket of methane. . . !
So they're both dead! The head of the Tyrannosaurus lands on Jack Horner some miles away, killing him instantly. The head of Ian Malcolm creates a huge dent in John Hammond's car. "I really hate that man."
The methane finishes off both the Tyrannosaurus AND Ian Malcolm's jeep!!!Unfortunately for Ian,the force of the jeep's crash sends him flying out of the driver's seat,straight up into the Giganotosaurus' backside.....where Ian suffers a broken neck.At least his suffering was brief...but this really puts the Giganotosaurus in a bad mood,so he decides to take it out on the next thing it sees,the returning Ankylosaurus.... Giganotosaurus takes on Ankylosaurus!!!!!!!!!!
The Argentinosaurus,still fuming over a lack of opponents for it to take it's frustration out on has spotted Alan Grant and the 6 foot turkey just about to square off.Unfortunately for both Grant and the giant turkey, the Argentinosaurus "accidentally" stomps down on both of them several times,resulting in a tremendous victory for the dinosaur!But it's celebration is cut short by the arrival of something that has taken a dislike to him,the twin brother of Tyrannosaurus!!!!! But the Argentinosaurus would like to teach the rex a lesson in humility,and he'll get the chance to try!!!!!!!
Argentinosaurus tests it's mettle against Tyrannosaurus!!!!!!!!
Argentinosaurus tests it's mettle against Tyrannosaurus!!!!!!!!
Tyrannosaurus finds Jack Horner's crushed corpse and eats it. Suddenly, via the magic powers of palaeontology, the Tyrannosaurus swaps minds with the late Horner. However, rather than give up the fight (due to considering itself a scavenger), Tyrannohorner goes mad with power.
Unfortunately it's not enough power and it's squished. Making all of the above irrelevant. Completely irrelevant.
Is there anything mighty enough to take on Argentinosaurus? Step in the legendary Bucketfoot-Al Amphicoelias!
The Amphicoelias proves to be an even match for the Argentinosaurus as the battle rages from one side of the forest all the way through to the other,causing much collateral damage to anything unlucky enough to be caught between these two behemoths... With neither willing to admit defeat,disaster befalls both!!! In a move of desperation,the Argentinosaurus decides to use it's long neck as a baseball bat...unfortunately,the Amphicoelias has the same idea at the same time and in the end they manage to wrap their necks around each other,breaking them in the process!!!! But there are new challengers,even before the smoke has cleared....an Allosaurus that just loves nothing more than to kill something for looking at him wrong,and a passing Daspletosaurus that takes great pleasure in looking at the Allosaurus wrong....
Allosaurus takes on Daspletosaurus next!!!!!!
Last Edit: Jan 3, 2010 20:10:18 GMT by john2xtheman
Allosaurus jumps at the Daspletosaurus and bites it's neck. but Daspletosaurus commits murder-suicude by jumping off the cliff behind them. A Dryosaurus is rolling around laughing but a tiny little cockroach, who happens to be their mother, sees him and takes offence, growing to the size of a Diplodocus. Dryosaurus says "well two can play that game" and grows to the size of a Seismosaurus before realizing it is the same size as the cockroach and decides to go to the size of Brachiosaurus.
Next: Giant Dryosaurus versus giant cockroach!!!
"Soundwave superior. Constructicons inferior." Soundwave, The Transformers: The Movie.
Sorry for ignoring your post cordy, you must've posted yours while i was writing mine. Okay, the cockroach and dryosaurus rampage through the forest where daspletosaurus and parasaurolophus have found the hamburger buns and have set up their own McDonalds joint. Suddenly the fighting pair charge through the building, squashing all the diners and the daspletosaurus. the para is uber-mad and so joins in the fight at the size of the rex from page 6's ego (quite big). so the two former mortal foes combine to create a creature 1000 feet tall and with the legspeed of a dryosaurus and the invincibility of a cockroach. they send para flying with a flick of their tail. Para hits his head and wakes up from his weird dream. He realizes he is just an AAA parasaurolophus on some kid's shelf. But all is not well in bedroom land. the non-prehistoric toys, sick of being neglected, have rebeled against the rulers of bedroom land!!!
Next fight: Plush otter and turtle, 100 toy russian soldiers, two wooden fish, some LEGO Star Wars people (Darth Vader, 100 Stormtroopers, Obi Wan Kenobi and Yoda) and a Papo dragon
AAA para, Carnegie Carnotaurus, Bullyland Arizonasaurus, Chap Mei Suchomimus and Dilophosaurus, Papo T-rex, Velociraptor and Stegosaurus and Procon Hydrotherosaurus and Deluxe Baryonyx!!!
212 to ten! that's not fair! Better put in the Carnegie Tylosaurus, Dino Riders Edmontonia, Schleich Brachiosaurus, JP3 Giant Pteranodon and WWD Postosuchus for the dino team. 212 to 15. Still not great, but they were the only uninjured ones left.
Having woken up from a very bad dream of being a toy belonging to a destructive kid who likes to destroy them in massive wars,the Parasaurolophus comes to after being knocked on the head by a random falling boulder while in combat with the Daspletosaurus.The Parasaurolophus takes advantage of the situation and uses it's tail to knock the Daspletosaurus off a cliff and to it's death!!!!!!
The Parasaurolophus has little time to celebrate as it comes across an always annoyed Stegosaurus.....
Parasaurolophus now has to face the challenge of the perpetually angry Stegosaurus!!!!!!!
Stegosaurus naturally wins but has no time to bask in his glory because the very angry Tyrannosaurus has made a comeback!
Who will win? Stegosaurus or Tyrannosaurus? But just as Steg is about to strike, Rex says "Stuff this. I'm sick of you people making me engage in unrealistic battles that are totally out of time sequence. I'm of to the pub, so long losers." Steg says "WTF was that about?" and walks off too. A Camarasaurus and Allosaurus are walking along when a vampire monkey from the future comes down and kills the Camarasaurus. Vowing to take vengance on his friends killer, the allosaurus starts to fight the vampire monkey. Who will win??? Or is this just another dream?
Next up: the five allosauroid friends v five earth-shaker Spinosaurus from that rubbish Discovery thing. Let the overkill commence!
The Spinosaurus learn a sad fact about physics--if you impart enough energy into the ground to shake it, the earth imparts the same energy back into your legs. Unlike the earth, the Spinosaurus legs cannot handle this much force, and their already-gracile legs shatter catastrophically.
This makes them easy targets for the allosauroid 5, who quickly dispatch the Spinosaurs as they writhe on the ground like drunken soccer fans after a riot.
What the allosaurs don't see approaching from the rear is a herd of 10 heavily armoured and royally disturbed (due the ground shaking) Desmatosuchus hurriedly heading straight for them.
The battle between the ten Desmatosuchus and the team of Allosaurus,Torvosaurus,Australovenator,Yangchuanosaurus,and Megaraptor commences and bodies are flung everywhere in every direction!!!! In the end,only one Desmatosuchus survives,and the Allosaurus is the only member of it's team to be foung still standing! The Allosaurus is moments away from finishing off the last Desmatosuchus when suddenly,the Desmatosuchus presents some backup against the Allosaurus in the form of the returning Tyrannosaurus and Ceratosaurus!!!!!! But shockingly,the newcomers quickly betray the last Desmatosuchus and join with the Allosaurus!!!!! The victorious trio of Allosaurus,Ceratosaurus and Tyrannosaurus find themselves confronted by Apatosaurus,Stegosaurus and Triceratops,who take an immediate dislike to the meat eaters!!!!!!
Up next,a three on three tag team match: Allosaurus,Ceratosaurus,and Tyrannosaurus vs. Apatosaurus,Stegosaurus,and Triceratops!!!!!!! What will happen now?!?!?
Last Edit: Jan 6, 2010 18:41:38 GMT by john2xtheman