i need an excuse to get out of going to my inlaws

dinodude New Member Posts: 31	i need an excuse to get out of going to my inlaws Apr 5, 2009 20:42:49 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by dinodude on Apr 5, 2009 20:42:49 GMT please help. i need a good excuse to tell my wife so i can get out of going to my father inlaws house for easter. any ideas

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i need an excuse to get out of going to my inlaws Apr 5, 2009 23:09:34 GMT

Post by [][][]cordylus[][][] on Apr 5, 2009 23:09:34 GMT

Say you had an egg salad sandwich at your friends house and you have massive diarrhea. Nobody will argue. All you have to do is record farty noises from tv or something and play them in your bathroom, and maybe smear some dog poop in the toilet to get a believable smell and look.

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therizinosaurus Global Moderator Posts: 2,040	i need an excuse to get out of going to my inlaws Apr 6, 2009 0:33:47 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by therizinosaurus on Apr 6, 2009 0:33:47 GMT How pleasant, Cordy...

stoneage Ultimate Member Posts: 5,078	i need an excuse to get out of going to my inlaws Apr 6, 2009 0:58:01 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by stoneage on Apr 6, 2009 0:58:01 GMT ;D I'm sorry I can't top that! ;D
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[][][]cordylus[][][] Ultimate Member I DO IT FOR THE LOLZ Posts: 8,800	i need an excuse to get out of going to my inlaws Apr 7, 2009 14:33:06 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by [][][]cordylus[][][] on Apr 7, 2009 14:33:06 GMT Apr 6, 2009 0:33:47 GMT therizinosaurus said: How pleasant, Cordy... But it will work, and that is all that matters.
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Tyrannax Ultimate Member Posts: 5,403	i need an excuse to get out of going to my inlaws Apr 7, 2009 16:01:48 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Tyrannax on Apr 7, 2009 16:01:48 GMT The results will make his situation worse! Just say you don't want to go. Can she make you? Maybe you are just not feeling good? If she is that adamant about it than just go.
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Post by dinodude on Apr 5, 2009 20:42:49 GMT

Post by [][][]cordylus[][][] on Apr 5, 2009 23:09:34 GMT

Post by therizinosaurus on Apr 6, 2009 0:33:47 GMT

Post by stoneage on Apr 6, 2009 0:58:01 GMT

Post by [][][]cordylus[][][] on Apr 7, 2009 14:33:06 GMT

Post by Tyrannax on Apr 7, 2009 16:01:48 GMT