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Post by Horridus on Jan 6, 2010 19:30:45 GMT
Up next,a three on three tag team match: Allosaurus,Ceratosaurus,and Tyrannosaurus vs. Apatosaurus,Stegosaurus,and Triceratops!!!!!!! What will happen now?!?!? Allosaurus goes for Apatosaurus, but is promptly pulverised by the giant sauropod. Ceratosaurus, being all weak and feeble and inferior to Allosaurus as any fule who watch CG docus know, meets a grizzly end by the thagomizer of Stego. This leaves Tyrannosaurus, who apparently cannot be permanently killed. The three herbivores finish him off easily, but he just resurrects again. And again. And again. Eventually, they give up, at which point Tyrannosaurs ascends to heaven in preparation for the Dino-Rapture. This leaves Pachyrhinosaurus and Achelousaurus on Earth to butt each other to death. WHO WILL WIN THIS BORING FIGHT!!!?!!1!?
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Post by john2xtheman on Jan 6, 2010 21:52:22 GMT
Up next,a three on three tag team match: Allosaurus,Ceratosaurus,and Tyrannosaurus vs. Apatosaurus,Stegosaurus,and Triceratops!!!!!!! What will happen now?!?!? Allosaurus goes for Apatosaurus, but is promptly pulverised by the giant sauropod. Ceratosaurus, being all weak and feeble and inferior to Allosaurus as any fule who watch CG docus know, meets a grizzly end by the thagomizer of Stego. This leaves Tyrannosaurus, who apparently cannot be permanently killed. The three herbivores finish him off easily, but he just resurrects again. And again. And again. Eventually, they give up, at which point Tyrannosaurs ascends to heaven in preparation for the Dino-Rapture. This leaves Pachyrhinosaurus and Achelousaurus on Earth to butt each other to death. WHO WILL WIN THIS BORING FIGHT!!!?!!1!? Having woken up from yet another bad dream,this time about bad CGI documentaries and a Tyrannosaurus that can't die,the Achelousaurus and Pachyrhinosaurus watch as the massive three on three tag team bout dissolves into an everyone for himself free-for-all as tempers flair up!!!!!! After bodies are flung about in every direction again,there is but one left standing after the dust clears: the Ceratosaurus!!!!!!!! But the Pachyrhinosaurus and Achelousaurus simply do not like the smugness of the Ceratosaurus,but can they trust each other? Th Pachyrhinosaurus and Achelousaurus keep a wary eye on each another as they face the increasingly arrogant Ceratosaurus!!!!!!
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Post by Megaraptor on Jan 7, 2010 8:03:59 GMT
Ceratosaurus uses it's ninja kick (as only CG-docu dinos can) to try and tear a massive hole in the Pachy's frill. But this is a pachy inspired by the new papo one, or , er, the other way round. Anyways, cerato get's his frill impaled on the spikes and has to go to the doctors. Post-match comments Achelo "HAHA! we won!" Pachy "We? You just stood there drinking beer!" Achelo "I'm gonna kill you!" He doesn't need to as two, yes folks at home, you heard correctly, TWO giant asteroids (last sentence spoken in George Foreman voice) come down and crush the mouthy ceratopsians. Out of the asteroids climb the Tyrannosaurus (will this guy ever die (no rhyme intended) and a Dinosaur King Saichania with all his powers of backflipping and boomerangin' and all-round buttckickin-ness!
Tyrannosaurus versus Dino King Saaiiiiiichaaannniiiaaa!!! (spoken in wrestling announcer's voice
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Post by Godzillasaurus on Mar 31, 2010 1:27:03 GMT
Gravity crushes the sauroposiden under its own weight. As the life of the great sauropod slips away with each gasping breath it realizes its not gravity crushing it but the Argentinasaurus siting on top of it mocking it for being taller but not heavier then it.
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Post by [][][]cordylus[][][] on Apr 1, 2010 0:00:49 GMT
All of a sudden a fat-legged "proper" spinosaurus appears and crushes the argentinasaurus with it's extremely wide and fat ankles.
The spinosaurus then has a barbeque!
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Post by Godzillasaurus on Apr 1, 2010 0:47:47 GMT
And then dies of a heart attack from too much dinosaur red meat. He should have never gone off his healthy fish diet.
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Post by brontozaurus on Apr 27, 2010 9:16:57 GMT
Dinosaur King Saichania vs Tyrannosaurus
The T-Rex attempts to flip the ankylosaur over, but Saichania uses Earthquake. The T-Rex falls into the subsequent crack in the ground, and is crushed when it snaps shut.
No, really. That's how the move works in the series.
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Post by Horridus on May 14, 2010 17:25:42 GMT
Dinosaur King sounds like Pokemon but with real animals. Which is wrong, I tells ya. WRONG! They're not monsters, Lex, they're animals!
Anyway...from beneath the ground comes a might cry..."I HAVE THE POWERRRR!" Tyrannosaurus then bursts forth wielding an improbably large sword in its mouth, which it uses to create a Saichania shish-kebab. Ankylosaurs, pffft.
But then from the north came the deadliset predator of all....MAN! Nah, not really, that'd be boring. How about an entire flock of terror birds?
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Post by Megaraptor on May 19, 2010 10:35:22 GMT
The T-rex has Chicken Tonight, just Chicken Tonight! Chicken Tonight! made out of his vanquished terror bird foes (nah, not really, he jus goes all Dino King and uses one of many inaccurate Fire moves. Oh, yeah, he does eat their burnt carcasses). Then he gets bored of dying and coming back to life again just to die, so he massively just jumps off a volcano, ending it forever! Then a big bad Brachiosaurus comes along to pick through his remains for any valuables or weapons. He finds none, except for the carass itself. Using ancient voodoo rituals and maybe just a bit of Transformer technology he transplants his personality and mind into the Tyrannosaur's dead body, becoming EPIC ZOMBIE BRACHIO-TYRANNUS! A big red Pteranodon passing overhead will have none of this black magic, however. He swoops down, and like all honourable dinosaurs challenges him to a duel instead of just eating him outright. The zombie-saur, thinking that he will get a real easy lunch, accepts. But the Pteranodon is really...BEAST WARS TERRORSAUR!!! He transforms, and Zombie-saur sas "Oh, nuts." But still he fights the epic dinosaur transformer, who summons the G1 Dinobots, and his fellow Beast Wars dinosaurs Megatron and Dinobot! But the zombie-saur has a trick up his sleeve. Totally using Diablo 2 spells, he summons up an army of dinosaur skeletons as well as a couple of flaming Stegosaurs for good measure.
Let the most EPIC battle EVER begin!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Godzillasaurus on Nov 17, 2011 2:11:49 GMT
Godzilla nukes them all.
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Post by takama on Jan 21, 2012 19:43:51 GMT
Movie Ticket sails Nuke godzillas popularity( no offense i like him to) In favour of Jurrasic park Spinosaurus
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